WHEN I SELL YOU TO CREWE

WHEN I SELL YOU TO CREWE, 2011

Karren Brady was introduced to the squad, only for one player to declare: “I can see your tits in that top.” “Don't worry,” she soothed, “when I sell you to Crewe you won't be able to see them from there, will you?” He was indeed transferred. Illustration for the MARINA HYDE column. Guardian Sport backpage.